FOREVER LAZY

I had always wanted one,but admittedly waited till I found one at a thrift shop. That being said,it's the best thing I've ever gotten for under $5 in my entire life. Softer than a baby ewe,the FOREVER LAZY is the total package. Hood,pockets,zippers going every which way but loose&built to free any beasts that need some air. If this was made out of a non synthetic fabric,I would literally never take it off. Regardless of that complaint,I have not taken it off sense I put it on 12 hours ago…I'm not allowed to sleep in it however,so till tomorrow my sweet! Parting is such sweet sorrow…

Homemade dog food ah la Dr. Kate

Tipsy sez:"Rye ROVE MEATCAKES!"

We love our vet Dr.Kate Steinhacker because she does housecalls,practices holistic Chinese medicine&she LOVES animals!Any one living in the Portland Maine area should call her for all your pet's needs,we will miss her dearly when we move away.My dog Tipsy has issues like tissues but one less issue I have to deal with is what to feed her thanks to Dr.Kate's homemade dog&cat food recipes. I've only tried the "Meatloaf" but there are also some stews&a fish dinner so you can switch it up.

Meatloaf

2 pounds ground beef,turkey, or chicken

1/2 pound chopped chicken livers

3 cups quick oats

1 cup chopped fresh parsley (or spinach if stools are hard)

3 eggs beaten

1 teaspoon dried Italian seasoning

salt&pepper to taste

1/4 cup grated parmesan cheese

2 1/2 Tbs bone meal powder

Mix all in large bowl. Divide mixture into six equal parts&place into 6 cup cupcake pan. Bake at 350 degrees for 30 minutes. Freeze all but 2-3 supply of meals.

I give Tipsy a 1/2 in the morning 1/2 at night& she eats the hell out of it even with a ton of supplements turning the whole thing bright green. For the other recipes your going to have to talk to Dr.Kate:(207)712-8134 

drkatehouscalls@hotmail.com

www.drkatehousecalls.com

Make-Up new friends but keep the old.

 I recently picked up this awesome new mascara  
BAD gal Plum from benefit   
& I am really digging it.
It's supposed to be  
"eye color intensifying"  
&I think it warms up my doodoo browns quite nicely. As expected it is a nice dark plum color&a fun alternative to brown(it made my lashes a mile long&lush as a 70's bush!)When I was putting it on I realized I've never gotten around to exalting the many virtues of the  
NARS multiples stick in "ORGASM":
Use it on your cheeks for a golden peachy (after)glow!
Use it around your eyes instead of eyeshadow when your on the go or woke up somewheres strange.
You can even rub some on your cleavage if it's on display! Oh Multiple Orgasm,I love you so...

As far as the bags under my eyes,last night was Halloween so cut me some slack! I was painted up like a Zombie Jeffree Star a night after a full dia de los muertos Sugar Skull&drinking "Carrot Cake" shots.*

*1/2 Butterscotch Schnapps
1/4 Irish Cream Liquer
1/4 HOT DAMN over ice&shaken!

SAFARACHI / DELACHAUX

Colorfull Lashes make your eyes go BOOM!

 

Girls,you know I live to beat my face(I also have things to do so I always look for a short cut!) Enter stage left colored mascara...it's perfect for daytime or a lady of the evening who plans on working up a sweat. Prime them peepers,dust on some eyeshadow&slap on some colored mascara(I'm using "Majestic"Mascara from Medusa's Make up in this photo.) No eyeliner needed&you are done with your eyes! I found an incredible deal: $15 for 4 full size waterproof tubes:
 Majestic(BrightPurple)

Blue Blood(True/Bright)

Envy(BrightGreen)

&a solid Midnight black

from Medusa's Make up http://www.MEDUSASMAKEUP.COM

For more subtle looks GIVENCHY makes a great Navy called "FLY IN BLUE" in their EYE FLY line&CARGO a Dark Purple"VIOLET" in the SuperEyes tube. 

http://www.SEPHORA.com

"Honey,my face is theBomb.com!" ~Jelly

Guilty pleasures

I am lothe* to even admit this but Sictoria's Vecret INCREDIBLE BRA is just that(the thing is the most comfortable tit-sling I've ever worn!) The straps self adjust,you can't feel the wires whatsoever&it is made of a 64%Nylon/36%Spandex blend that feels like it's from the future. I can't believe I'm buying a $50 bra but I can't wear anything else now that I've worn one(my 36D's haven't been this perky&happy sense they was teenagers!)The most comfortable by far is the Racer back but even the push up ROCKS. OMG I feel like my bresticles are being held gently by cherub hands! Please somebody ELSE make something as incredible so I don't have to feel so guilty about buying this xoxo

*In the biblicle sense...MY Bible,that is. I know this company is run by Right Wing Douchers&the product made in far off lands(most likely by children.)